Casting a fair eye on the sartorial oilslick upon society that is fashion

Sunday 31 January 2010

Scarlett The Clothes Pony


O.K I get it, you're fronting perfume, make-up and who-knows-what's-next campaigns for Dolce and Gabbana, you have to pimp out their designs now and again.

BUT THIS IS A DISASTER!

Surely someone with Scar's profile could invest in a little bit of styling? Nah-uh. The print is lovely, it would make some window a nice pair of curtains. But it ages Scar by a decade.

The tailoring is pants, the bust is matronly and the belt is overwhelmed by the fabric's thickness and random pleating at the stomach.

My eyes are starting to hurt by looking at this so much!

The shoes are *yawn*....

The necklace is out of place...

The hair is an after-thought!

The makeup,especially the blusher looks pasted on.

Scar looked divine in her stage costume, a simple vintage number, and her brunette wig.

You're a beautiful girl, stop stooping with the dress sense...

You could have done so much better.
As it is this dress choice smacks of promotion, at least Dolce and Gabbana could have given you something which suits you!

At least she's shining on Broadway, fortunately not in Dolce and Gabbana.

Catch her in A View From The Bridge.

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